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looking for alaska is the best
Everything john green rocks
(Source: daydreamerandstargazer)
Swiggity swooty, do he got the booty?
Did you just mix two of tumblr’s trends for this week together?
Bitch she might have.
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
DARK DARK
just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
— Jane Espenson
I know it isn’t a normal submission but I thought it was a great quote relative to this blog.
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
nine-year-olds
NINE
NEIN
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
this sounds like if the doctor were a motivational speaker
(Source: foxnewsofficial)